pizza:

there’s 100 millon ppl on tumblr so if we all put in $20 we could buy tumblr for $2 billion and then yahoo couldn’t have it

(via rockmyworldallnightlong)


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The legal drinking age in Mexico is “Tengo dinero.”

FACT

(Source: chinitahermosaa, via shroomlexiee)


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Where can I get a decent theme?


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My brother might be the only dude who blasts the Thong Song while taking a shower without a hint of irony or sarcasm


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